allofasuddencock:

“omg I had to reblog this” 

“I tried so hard not to reblog this”

“omg I NEED this on my blog” 

saturgay:

making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it

fatasalutem:

This is me and my friends

aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

les8ifins:

kankrievantas:

you guys totally shipped plumberry when you were kids don’t even pretend you didn’t. its a shame they never ended up together in canon!!

Plumbthroat and Berryboo? I had never even considered it but wow! great art!

passion:

seeing porn on your dash

averypottermormon:

ice-cream-in-the-rain:

Something about bedrooms with little hidden away nooks or split levels just really gets me

i would have no problems owning any or all of these spaces

sodamnrelatable:

justinshouseofdreams:

how to be gamer:

• play game
• congratulation u r gamer now
• anyone says ur not
• hit them with game device

eridone:

this is the first fish ive ever caught and its a fucking sea bass

justsherlockthings:

abhi14071605:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

leandralocke:

Ssssweeeeet Benedict, sssleeping in our bed. Yesss, yesss…

We strokesss it, we petsss its hair.

Myyyyyyyyy prrrreccciousssssssssss!!!!

this is officially the funniest post ever

OMG

IT HAS RETURNED YES

arribaarribacabron:

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit

askgeorgebush:

smilingemoticon:

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me)

danauercool:

tbh i have never been called cute until internet

shubbabang:

seeing your friends improve at something they’ve been working hard on